Directorate: comrades! Soldier: head of good! Head shot of a soldier's chest, said: This is the muscle was trained in how good! Soldier: report officer, I was female!
2. a vet to the pig farmer breeding, veterinary, said: It seems that need for artificial breeding. The farmer hesitated for a long time, the courage to say: line is the line, afraid of it biting me.
3. the bus was fart. Mouth of a glamorous woman spit, A man said: how to eat a fart also spit shells? !
4. One day, 0, meet in the street with 8 0 8 a look of disdain, said: fat on the fat chanting, but also what waistband Department ah!
5. a village women for the first time into the city, like the latrine, not seen for a long time, but unfortunately the police for help: gay, in front of a toilet, the toilet where does the mother?
6. school students: the students repeat repeat called
7. an American in the White House before the cursed Bush is a idiot, the result immediately arrested on charges - leaking state secrets
8. thief stole chickens, plucking at the riverside. After the police, the thief Mangjiang chicken thrown into the river, explained to the police: The chicken in swimming, I can help it to see clothes
9. Turtle on the mouse, said: ? I saw men look very nervous and said: O can not my child!
11. a leader to do the report: Leadership turned the page read: Day search for a long time, nothing, still scolding and said: Now that you have not even a nun!
13. teacher home visits, ask students: your family happy? Students proudly replied: happy! His father gave him a slap in the face over the A year later returned to Earth, a look of brown, angry, said: my mother forgot to take a lighter.
15. A: Sorry, I kind of chicken dish you eat. B: Well, my dog has eaten your chicken. A: No wonder I found the dog's belly chicken bones
16. An angry man stormed into a unit, called out: Here is the Humane Society it? Staff: Yes ah, ask who bullied you?
17. a young woman with children set off on the restaurant meals and clothing or to breastfeed her child in public, a waiter came, said signs pointed to the wall: I'm sorry, here against eating non-food restaurant.
18. Xiao Ming: Dad, in ancient times, the emperor himself Guaren, Queen of the claim that what? Father: Silly boy, of course, the Queen said that the widow it!
19. Pope asked before execution on death row before sitting in the electric chair: Do you have any requirements? Death: I only want you when the execution can hold my hand, I felt better that
20. Two drunk walking on the tracks, one complained: Another grunted, said: Mother casually asked: He has a fixed work? Mary then said: He is responsible to clean the blackboard in our class!
22. praises hawkers: Who exactly which birthday today? Tom delighted to raise their hands. Pastor: Very good, After the service I trouble you to blow out those candles!
24. Gulf War, an old submarine float along the coast, climbing out of a white-haired man asks: the war over? Others said: still playing! Old man exclaimed: Hitler's hateful! Having then indent submarines.
25. Wife: You always send me roses before, why is one not to send it? Husband gave the answer: Have you ever seen a fisherman catch a fish is also fed the bait after it?
26. patients escaped from the operating room to find Dean: Do not be afraid of nurses speaking, stabilization point, operation is simple. President: words wrong? Patient: Doctors say she is the words of the
27. Khrushchev visited the farm, the reporter took a photo with his photos and pig sty. Published in the paper the next day, next to the Postscript: the third from left is Comrade Khrushchev.
28. a law school exam: One of the very excited: Friends, Vietnam, 1969! Another pointed behind him: friends, banana peel, 20 feet!
30. Wife: look so old fashioned it? , Said: If you like the RMB, you will care about what year it was released it?
32. Professor of Philosophy: a fool to raise this issue, the 10 wise men can answer. Student: No wonder I always can not pass the exam.
33. victims floating in the sea. He asked the companions: How far are we from land? About 3 km it! 3 km! Which side? Here!
34. Dumb exam very cells, so his brother took a telegram, asking his father to make mental preparations. Call back soon brother: his father is ready, now you are ready mentally prepared
35. A fat woman said to her husband: that I not worry about my weight, but my height. In accordance with the ratio of weight and height, 2.5 meters high should I
36. Son: Dad, why God made man first, recycling woman? Father: Maybe he does not want to make a man when a woman kept nagging at his ears it!
37. Tom into the house looking for her girlfriend Mary, Mary's little brother out of anger. saw the water leak, I had to swim hard.
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